Who let the ducks out?

Today's weird word is....
hypophora: the posing of questions to oneself and the answering of them, or a reasoning aloud.

Why are we here?
I don't know. Don't ask me. I just got here. Aww. How cute of me, trying to pull this dubious bit of a joke. This is not the kind of hypophora that I practice everyday. This is not me, really. It's my evil twin. Who am I kidding? It's me alright.

I'm thinking about the implications of machismo at this day and age. It's bad people, it's bad. Why? Because it's not a coherent thing claiming to be a rational liberal male and then calling your better (who are you kidding? the word you're thinking is lesser, you macho pig) half a slut, easy woman because she kissed before with another man.

That is sooo wrong. Bad, bad macho.
You wet your pants when you talk about Enlightment and liberalism and then claim that rationalism is what set us appart from the other animals in the planet. And yet you act offended because she had a boyfriend before.

All men are created equal and have the same rights. Except for you woman, go and iron my shirt.